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now hold up lets talk about geese

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

look

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isn’t it adorable that’s a gosling, which is a baby goose, not the dude named ryan

but see these fluffy little puffballs

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aren’t they cute

yeah

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they’re really adorable up until the point when you realize they’re the SPAWN OF SATAN

LOOK AT IT ALL GROWN UP

IT HAS TEETH

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THAT’S RIGHT, TEETH

TEETH ON THEIR MOTHERFUCKING TONGUE

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THIS THING WILL FUCK YOU UP

THERE IS NO POINT IN RUNNING

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THERE IS NO GOD DO YOU UNDERSTAND

THERE IS

NO

GOD

iheartnintendomucho:

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Reblog this if you have ever attempted any of the following while you were alone:

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-Waterbending

-Earthbending

-Firebending

-Airbending

-Using the force

-Telekenisis

-Flying

-The Matrix 

-Alchemy

-Kamehameha

-Going Super Saiyan

-Jutsu Hand Signs

-Spells from Harry Potter

-Shapeshifting

-Breaking the 66 seals

-Opening purgartory

-Turning into a green rage monster

-Being a synthesized voice program

-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel

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